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OH TECH, HOW I HATE THEE. WHAT IS THAT YOU SAY? NOT NEARLY AS MUCH AS YOU HATE ME, US, WE. THAT IS GOOD. TO HATE REMINDS ME OF THE GATORS. LOSING SUX. WE DON’T LOSE TO YOU IN FOOTBALL, AND BASKETBALL IS 50/50. YOU ARE A BASKETBALL SCHOOL. BASEBALL IS ANOTHER CLOSE SERIES. IT CAN GO EITHER WAY, AND WE PLAY TOMORROW (WEDNESDAY IN ATL). I HOPE WE WIN, BUT WE WILL MEET AGAIN REGARDLESS. MY BOY, COACH ELLER, WILL HAVE US READY. PERNO WILL HAVE US READY. I PREDICT WE TAKE THE SEASON SERIES, CONSTITUTING A SWEEP OF THE 3 MAJOR MEN’S SPORTS. BUT LET ME REITERATE SOMETHING: FOOTBALL IS WHAT MATTERS MOST AND IT IS NOT A CLOSE SERIES. WE OWN YOUR ASSES IN FOOTBALL AND JUST CAN’T BE BOTHERED TO WORRY ABOUT YOU FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR OR TWO PER YEAR. YOU: WRITE CATCHY SONGS ABOUT TO HELL WITH US, HAVE FLAGS ABOUT TO HELL WITH US, STENCIL “BEAT GEORGIA” IN A QUEER SHADE OF YELLOW ON YOUR PRACTICE FIELD BARRICADES. REPEAT AFTER ME LIL YELLA JACK-OFFS: GEORGIA OWNS MY ASS. WIN OR LOSE TOMORROW – AND YOU ARE #10 IN THE COUNTRY AND WE LOST TODAY LOOKING AHEAD TO YOU AND GLOATING ABOUT SWEEPING CAROLINA – YOU ALWAYS LOOK EAST WHEN YOU WANT TO SEE THE REAL DEAL. IF YOU ARE ATLANTA’S TEAM, AS YOUR SOCIALLY RETARDED FANS LIKE TO CLAIM, WHY IS YOUR FANBASE SO LAME? IS IT PERHAPS BECAUSE IN THIS STATE UGA IS THE GAME?