Cocktail Party (c) ’06

Full-length version of my award-winning football poem: This is what it comes down to. This, and Auburn, but this sets up the Auburn game. For the Auburn game to be truly huge, the Dawgs have to win this game. Every…

Beauty and the BEAST

Classic City early September Between the Hedges, and a lovely afternoon for the start of SEC divisional play. Only one SEC matchup aired in week one, an instant classic which saw upstart Ole Miss win on the road in Nashville…

Looking for Greener Pastures

Vince the Prince seemed to always beat the Gators. Herschel Walker was only one of a myriad of good to great GEORGIA running backs that shredded the Swamp People under Coach Dooley’s watch. Georgia didn’t throw the ball much back…

Virtuoso Blocking Displayed Between the Hedges

In rivalry games this season UGA is now 1-0 as the Dawgs rolled up 560 yards, including an impressive 282 on the ground. The University of Tennessee Volunteers fell to 3-2 and 0-2 in SEC play for the season, with…

2012 UGA SEC Media Days Report

Mark Richt, the longest-tenured head football coach in the greatest American college football conference, headlined the SEC Media Days in Hoover, AL on July 19th. Over three gloriously long days in the Birmingham area, thirteen other head football coaches had…

Georgia-Florida Week

The red hot University of Georgia Bulldogs are coming off a big win at Tennessee and facing their biggest rival this Thursday. At football schools, rivalries ring true, and the fact that the University of Florida has mostly owned the…

DAWGS’ Prospects for 2011

NCAA football season is now complete with the SEC going 5-5 in bowls and winning a 5th straight National Championship. The SEC East division finished a terrible 1-4, with only 5-loss Florida getting a bowl win. With no SEC team…

UGA to Retake ATL in 2011

GEORGIA will kickoff the 2011 football season in The ATL against national power Boise State at 8 pm on September 3rd in the Georgia Dome. For the 2011 season to be a complete success coming off two less than stellar…

Tough Loss On Plains

Cam Newton was dominant as UGA lost a shootout to Auburn 49-31 on The Plains of Alabama. Aubie will play S. Carolina for the SEC title in the GA Dome of Atlanta. This is Carolina’s first ever title game and…

Can 3-4 Baffle Spurrier?

Spurrier is a cock. And he hasn’t had so much success there – they never do in Carolina. Coach Spurrier has had five full seasons in Columbia. But let’s look at the lame cocks’ records since all the way back…

Murray’s Road Test

As I write this on the precipice of the Hairy Dawgs beginning SEC play, the University of Georgia still awaits news on AJ Green’s eligibility. With or without the best wide receiver in college football, Georgia’s young quarterback now faces…

Schedule Breakdown

Coming off an 8-5 debacle of a season in 2009, Georgia looks to return to our rightful place in the national top ten in 2010. UGA has not had two consecutive down years since Mark Richt became head coach, and…

Urban Meyer Don’t Bark, Y’all

The AJC’s Alexis Stevens reported in a blurb in friday’s sports’ section that “Meyer barks at writer.” I’d like to see him try that power trip crap with me, because I’d full on drown him out. Urban is a control…

another moral victory for chickens

To the LAMECOCKS: Columbia rocks Almost, almost, almost You boast Cock-a-doodle-BOO Near ’bout always beat you You crow every year early Until you get served see Watch out for us Chickens We may be a darkhorse in the East My brain, it…

16-12

LISTEN UP YOU CUCKLEHEADED CHICKEN PEOPLE: You wish you could answer everything 16-12 We gifted you a game ONE WORD FOR YOU TO “KNOW” – Revenge Our number of wins last year: 12 (Yours: 6) Your number of wins lifetime versus…

short and sweet

IN COACH STEVE SPURRIER’S LAST 14 GAMES: HE IS 7 AND 7. THAT SUX.